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The Website Is Down: Sales Guy vs. Web Dude

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*this is not my work - all credits go to thewebsiteisdown.com*After much taping, editing, deleting, drinking and swearing we are proud to present... Sales Guy vs. Web Dude! A mashup of true and mostly-true stories from IT hell. If you've ever called tech support and wondered what the hell they are doing down there... well, this should answer some questions for you.Created by: Josh WeinbergSales Guy: Casey CochranWeb Dude: Josh WeinbergTrevor from Arvada: JesseJohnsonWhitefellow (The Boss): Josh ChildsSales Manager Nancy: Ruth SherrodIrvingMusic By: Rap Team - myspace.com/rapteamUser interface Open Source Credits:// VT100.js: fzort.org/bi/o.php// Released under the GNU LGPL v2.1, by Frank Bi Thanks To:Apple, Skype, Linus Torvalds, SuSE Linux, Redhat Linux, VmWare, AOL, HijackPro and Microsoft (for creating so many things to make fun of).Please Enjoy.If you have problems logging in then just try harder.Please don't sue me.halo gaming unix animation short film trailer geek nerd humor machinima .

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Uploaded: June 25, 2008 at 2:18 am
Author: der8lub

Length: 10:24
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ActaFoolzz (August 28, 2008 at 3:52 am)
he deleted it so fast pretending he didnt get the mail
JimmyHandmix (August 28, 2008 at 1:22 am)
what did he do with the mail?
Digibull (August 27, 2008 at 10:46 pm)
I love how he has Monster open in the back
fiatluxiam (August 27, 2008 at 10:35 pm)
"I can't go back, you can't go back. You can't arrange by penis."LAWL, brilliant 10/10
canyourock1222 (August 27, 2008 at 9:12 pm)
are you a girl?
spearchuckerb0y (August 27, 2008 at 7:50 pm)
I LOVE THAT GAME!!!
sjbondini (August 27, 2008 at 7:25 pm)
Very funny.Loved the desktop icons bit."It's near the right testicle!"6 stars...
AquafreshContest (August 27, 2008 at 12:22 pm)
"We got to get this back up because I LITERALLY have the mayor breathing down my back"LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! i find that line so fucking funny! LITERALLY
X5452 (August 27, 2008 at 9:40 am)
That makes me sad... Too much like my workplace... Freakin' Hilarious though
mattr213 (August 27, 2008 at 6:03 am)
fukcing win, that was hilarious.

7 Secrets That Will Increase Your Sales 80%!

One of the biggest challenges online marketers face is maximizing the profit they make from their average site visitor.

It's true - you're probably paying a lot of money, or spending an insane amount of time and effort, to get traffic to your site.

Now, imagine if you changed NOTHING, and implemented a few simple techniques into your sales process that increased your sales by up to 80%!

So you're paying the same amount of money you always have for traffic, but now, you're making WAY more money off your investment!

Would this be of interest to you?

I know for a FACT that it interested me. That's why when I stumbled across this website:

I was absolutely FLOORED.

They're giving away a free report that reveals seven secrets you can use in your business to start increasing your conversions.

The cool thing about these secrets are:

1. They're quick to implement.

2. They're easy to learn.

3. They actually INCREASE your website traffic.

4. They really WORK!

I don't know how long they'll be sharing these secrets for free, but trust me, you're going to want to check them out!

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When Is An Autoresponder Not An Autoresponder?

If you're new to internet marketing, you may be wondering...

"What the heck is an autoresponder?"

Of course, some of the old hats out there reading this will scoff at that question.

They'll LITERALLY say:

"SCOFF! An autoresponder is a program that automatically sends out emails to your prospects! SCOFF, SCOFF!"

Well, they're right. And autoresponder does, in fact, automatically send pre-written emails out to people in a timely fashion.

BUT...

(And this is a big ass "but!")

An autoresponder is actually much, much more than just a program that sends out emails.

It's actually...

A COMMUNITY BUILDING TOOL.

Lemme give you a quick breakdown in website traffic to explain what I mean...

See, there are 3 types of website visitors...

There are first time visitors.

There are recurring visitors.

And then there are ADDICTS.

Recurring visitors and addicts will almost ALWAYS buy more of what you have to sell than first time visitors.

So in order to cultivate these two types of visitors, marketers want to build COMMUNITIES around their brand and products.

You've heard of blogs, message boards, and content sites, right?

These are all community building tools designed to create recurring visitors and addicts.

But guess what?

THEY ARE ALL INFERIOR COMMUNITY CREATION TOOLS WHEN COMPARED TO A GOOD AUTORESPONDER.

To quote Martin Lawrence:

"BELIEVE that!"

See, most people use their autoresponders WRONG.

And the worst part is - they don't even know they're doing it.

Blogs, message boards, and content sites have the disadvantage of needing people to come to them in order to be effective.

Emails are different.

Emails go DIRECTLY to the people. You ever lure a dog closer to you with a piece of food?

Well, imagine the email is a piece of food, and your potential customer is the dog.

You can take the time to have the dog come to you to get the food...

Or you can toss the food to the dog.

In both situations, you're going to win the dog's trust. But one is MUCH FASTER than the other.

Eventually the dog you toss the food to will start coming to you, while the other dog will always be a bit wary.

The same is true of email.

So a good autoresponder will get you exposure to your customers, but more importantly, it will begin to BUILD A RELATIONSHIP with them!

And let me tell you something: Customer Relationships are VITAL to selling!

The customer will get to know you, get to know your products, and get to know your company.

And eventually, be it 2 days later or 2 years later, they will EVENTUALLY buy.

Now, imagine if every first time visitor to your website joins your autoresponder.

Because of your autoresponder sequence, I'm willing to bet that at least 20%-60% of them to become recurring visitors.

And of that, maybe 10% become ADDICTS, if you incorporate a blog or message board into your site.

That's when things get REALLY fun.

But make no mistake about it: It all depends on how you set up your autoresponder sequence!

Do it right, you create a community of buyers around your business.

Do it wrong, and you're just wasting your time and money.

That's why I created the Email Rebel course. To teach you the RIGHT way to create an autoresponder sequence, and use your autoresponder to create the type of community you want.

You can get the course here:

It is chock full of actual, HELPFUL information that can really benefit your business.

Understand: I'm very disappointed with a lot of products that are out there.

They're just video of talking heads in a seminar room, or mindless interviews with nothing new to offer.

And how many powerpoint presentation do we need? Jeesh!

That's why the Email Rebel course is DIFFERENT from all the other stuff you see.

But you'll have to wait to experience it for yourself.

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